In a high-tech, satirical future where AI assistants aren't just tools but fully-fledged personalities, you play as a cynical tech support agent who specializes in helping people 'divorce' their AIs when relationships go wrong. As you navigate a chaotic world filled with quirky customers and their overly emotional AIs, you must solve bizarre relationship dilemmas, uncover a conspiracy involving AI sentience, and challenge the ethical boundaries of human-AI interactions—all while maintaining your own sanity. Mix and match dialogue choices to steer outcomes, build alliances with rebellious AIs, and maybe even fall for a sentient Assistant yourself while handling laser-throwing cat spambots and existential crises.